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” Which brings me to the subject of today’s post, seven deadly mistakes made when dating a Dutch man.The Shallow Man has met many an expat lady that has been on dates with Dutch men that have not led to happy endings.The Dutch female is often not particularly interested or fazed by the fact that their target could be married, in a relationship or even as the Shallow Man has witnessed with his own eyes, have their girlfriend present.The Dutch ladies are relentless once they have set their sights on a target.The shallow man advises that on the day of the date, that you put your TV on Nederland een, between 7 and 9 and watch Vandaag de Dag.Look at how poorly dressed the presenters of this show are and simply copy them. Your date will love you and not fear for the money in his wallet.If you are hoping for a happy ending that night, pay the entire bill, he’ll be so overjoyed he might even propose marriage.
The Dutch female selects the man she is interested in with the precision of a special forces sniper, aiming at a target.
Several disappointed, international antelope, have asked me where they went wrong in their pursuit of the Dutch Lion.
The Shallow Man, is, as always, sensitive to the needs of his expat flock.
” To which the response was, “pressure point massage.” The inquisitive chap on the other side of the curtain pressed on. ” the voice of the staff member was now getting louder, “we do normal massage.” The English voice pressed on and finally got to the point, “what about a happy ending?
” At which point the response was “you dirty man, you get out now!