It’s an undisputed fact that crazy women are incredible in the sack. We all get crazy eyes from time to time—from stress, lack of sleep, etc.
But if they’re part of the unique snowflake that makes her her, that’s a really bad sign.
This one’s tough to catch onto, unless you do it the hard way.
If you’re suspicious, run the packages under some water. What she’s really doing is making it hard for you to get rid of her.
But this is a bad sign of what’s to come if/when you really piss her off. Most women know that they need to be sensitive when talking about your mom, but sometimes a girl will act like the woman who gave birth to you is her mortal enemy and try to poison you against her. You’re off the market and she wants every single person you’ve ever met to know it. When these interactions are over a “normal” girl, there’s usually a lot of ego involved.
When we’re dealing with crazy, you’re gonna get more of a “better you than me” vibe. But if she makes a big stink every time another woman crosses your path, don’t even bother defending yourself. Making a girl cry feels terrible to most of us, and she knows that. Nothing’s wrong with spirituality, but too much dedication to ANY religion is downright scary.
As we’ve already mentioned, the world revolves around crazy people, and she’s going to set some impossibly high standards for you to live up to. But if you can tell someone’s been unrolling all your socks and your desk drawers have been rummaged through… On your first few dates, she had some amazing stories. She wants you to know how you measure up, even if the information she’s giving you isn’t true, and even if you don’t want to know it. Any more than that and (unless she’s running a rescue operation out of her apartment) you’d best get to stepping. And if you identify with most of this list, but you’re still with her…
Her convictions will give her the moral authority to do, well… If you’ve gotten to the stage where you’d rather stay in than hit the town every night, that’s usually a good sign that the relationship is on firm ground.
But if she considers even one night in front of the TV to be death, this is a girl who will never be content. You can side with her and believe the whole world’s against her, or you can choose to be realistic. I’ll say this for crazy girls: They know how to have a good time.
Crazy people tend to spend a lot of time inside their own head, where there’s no one else to inject things like… Because in her mind, there’s no reason why anyone wouldn’t want to be with her. Everybody likes fun little surprises every once in a while, but if she keeps showing up where she’s not invited, like work or guys’ night, there’s a good chance she’s watching your every move.
Attacking your family and friends, calling out your insecurities, threatening to kill herself or cut your dick off while you’re sleeping — these are subtle signs that she’s not so great at handling conflict.